Dear Lord of Tongs, what did they do to the journal now?




Stole from . Course, this is all in good humor, everyone be good sports and accept your lampooning.

Players:

1. Me! (Because I don't want to be left out.)
2. Dave!
3. Mark!
4. Bree!
5. Mel!
6. Seven the Chihuahua!
7. Soy Milk!
8. Lalelle!
9. Illegitimate President Bush!
10. Naraku! (Because we need a unisex player.)

What would you do if...

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

What is it, me? What's wrong? Do I have insomnia? Do I need Benadryl?

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Mark...how many times have I told you, you can't come in the bathroom while I'm taking a shower...

3) Number 4 announced they're going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Bree is getting married to Illegitimate President Bush!? NOOOO! *drops to my knees in anguish* But you never signed the divorce papers!

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

That could be interesting. Pasta, frozen food?

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Aww, Seven... *Seven licks me* why do you have kitten on your breath?

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

How am I related to Soy Milk?!

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Oh, she'll blow away soon enough.

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Impeach him, he's being mean to my friends.

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Naraku, ignore me? I don't mind. Then I don't have to become one with his body.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?

Probably die, since Number 1 is me.

11) You're on a vacation with Number 2 and manage to brake your leg. What does Number 2 do?

Hopefully Dave would call an ambulance. Howling at the moon won't work for this one.

12) It's your birthday. What does Number 4 give you?

A pretty seahorse ornament in a frame. ^_^

13) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?

Bree probably started the fire.

14) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?

Mel could probably point out three other people, besides herself who did something like what I'm doing and say I'm not alone in being embarassed.

15) You're about to marry Number 10. What's Number 1's reaction:

What are you talking about? I'm Number 1, I (in fiction) already agreed to marry Naraku! My reaction? I'd likely be repulsed.

16) You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?

Not even the best whey and honey Soy Milk shake could cheer me up from that.

17) You compete in a tournament. How does Number 9 support you?

By fabricating the evidence that my opponent is secretly a foreign terrorist.

18) You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?

He'd probably want to become one with my body again.

19) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I AM NUMBER 1!

20) Number 2 tells you about her/his deeply hidden love for Number 9.

Really, Dave? I didn't know you were that desperate for a mortal companion.

21) You're dating Number 3 and she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Funny thing, Mark already introduced me to his parents. He's still trying to convince me to meet his grandparents, his aunt, and his uncle.

22) Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Well, she already married him, so it seems Bush is having an affair with Dave.

23) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

SEVEN! How could you?! These puppies are all different breeds! *two of them have Number 9's face on them* That's despicable...

24) You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

The soy milk won't stop looking at me...*drinks it* Sorry, I take hair tips from soy milk.

25) Number 8 thinks she’ll/he never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell her/him?

Aw, don't worry Lalelle. There are plenty of ignorant men out there who love wispy blonde women who want you to steal their breath and take it to a different planet. (*laughs* That sounds completely ridiculous.)

26) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses her/his love by sending an email. Now what?

You already took Bree, and you took Dave, and even Seven, what more do you want?!

27) You spot Number 10 kissing Number 1. How do you react?

NOOOOOO! *being smothered by Naraku's tenacle-y flesh*

28) You notice that Number 3 and Number 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Mark...? Bree? Mark, I'm not playing, open up. MARK! BREE! At least tell me what you're doing! *rams door with wheelchair* GET OUT OF THE HOTEL ROOM! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GONE TO ANIME EXPO!

29) Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?

I could never be soul mates with a chihuahua who tackles and delivers kittens to a chow chow. Sorry Seven. *her ears droop*

30) Would Number 2 trust Number 5?

I think Mel and Dave can trust each other, they've been friends for a long while.

31) Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?

Naraku tries to absorb Bree, hopefully Bree fends him off with her artilliary of doom.

32) Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

YAY! Back to school with Mel! I call Latin!

33) If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Mark and Seven...hmm...fettucine with dog food gravy?

34) Number 7 and Number 9 apply for a job. What job?

President in 2012? Oh Gavlabla no. An Illegitimate President Bush-Soy Milk ticket would be deadly.

35) Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I think Mel would be okay with Lalelle giving her a haircut.

36) Number 9 sketches what Number 6's perfect girl/boyfriend would look like, how does Number 6 react?

Seven wags her tail.

37) Number 10 and Number 9 are blushing while they're talking. What is their conversation?

HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, AND MAKE IT ONE WITH NARAKU'S BODY!





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